I have a leg holster for my iPod. It's flipping cool. I can hide it inside my pants or under a large coat. If I run the earbud wire under my shirt, I can let the wires come up the back of my neck and keep the buds themselves from being too noticeable.
Chew on that, authority. Do I want to spray-paint something? I think I'll put on some Psychedelic Furs. Do I want to run from the cops? Motteke Sailor Fuku. Rob a bank? Why Can't This Be Love. Case the joint? Research Lab from the Portable Ops soundtrack. Stay awake in class? License to Thrill. Beat up druggies? Hymn of the USSR.
Sounds fun, eh? It's not unlike that commercial I saw for ING bank or whatever. This dude was walking around in the park and there was a dude wearing a tracksuit walking in front of him carrying a boombox playing impressive music (gerunds much?). He was described as a guy with his own themetrack.
What do you think my themetrack should be?