I made cookies today. I haven't eaten one yet (I'm saving them for breakfast), but they're probably good.
I'm a good cook. I enjoy cooking. People are always surprised to find that out. They think cooking's for gay guys or something (I'm not gay). I'll have them know that cooking is science! The way brownie mix works is similar to the way paint works. The mix is like the pigment. The eggs are binders, which glue the whole thing together, and the oil and water reconstitute the chocolate.
Now I just have to convince people that it's OK that I like Jane Eyre.
I have the cards stacked against me in so many ways.